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Oh My, What a Dilemma!

Published / by Lee Kessler / 4 Comments on Oh My, What a Dilemma!

For months now the supremely self-confidant, but monumentally ignorant, freshman Congresswomen, along with Climate Change “Experts” have told us that we have to do away with cows because of cow flatulence.   Apparently cow farts do damage to the environment and atmosphere, and are creating climate change.   The solution, apparently,  is the elimination of cows from our world.   Ok, so that, in and of itself, was enough to ponder.   But now, a real monkey wrench has been thrown into the arena.

Just yesterday I heard that cow manure can be converted into energy, and it can fuel our electric cars.  A movement is afoot–probably in California–to use manure as a source of energy. Electric  cars are supposed to be good for the environment, and climate change.  So, there you go.   Another idea on how to save us all from extinction.

This presents quite a dilemma, though, and I have been losing sleep over it.  Do we kill the cows, thereby negating any possibility of cow farts destroying us, or do we keep the cows and let the manure create energy for cars, hoping to avoid our extinction?  Or does one cancel the other–save ourselves by cow manure, but kill ourselves by cow “flatulence.”

Oh my, what an imponderable.   Can you help me?   I would like to put this cow manure vs cow fart issue to bed.  What do you think?